auntie majic @1800buddha Twitter profile

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auntie majic

4 years

So i stopped tweeting for a day and 5 ppl unfollowed me? when a man stops tweeting hes a boss. when a woman stops tweeting shes inactive.

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auntie majic

@1800buddha

4 years

A transgender person came to my job and showed me their ID so i asked if they preferred another name and they said “yes i prefer kayla”. then she came back 20 mins later crying sayin “Thank u for asking me that. i just called my mom and told her about it and shes so happy for me”

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This why I fucking hate group projects

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8 years

Jamaican sprinter Usain Bolt loses one of his nine Olympic gold medals after teammate's failed doping test

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1 year

The boys a liar, the boys a liarrrrrrrrrr.

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3 years

Maybe i did audibly moan that one time when the coochie waxing lady put the warm wax on my bootyhole cuz now she always says “Ok heres your favorite part”.

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5 years

Sephora be like “do u wanna redeem your beauty insider points”

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4 years

So im making mini chicken pot pies n realized im type nice at pie crust decorating

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@1800buddha

3 years

Yea i kinda had an idea but nothing prepared me for the end of this video

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@1800buddha

3 years

Remember when i was forced to move the ball around in 2k cuz i didnt wanna go downstairs to pick up the chinese food and he came back upstairs yellin “HOW THE FUCK WE GOT 9 TURNOVERS?????????”

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auntie majic

@1800buddha

4 years

Remember when i said niggas at my gym be doin too much?

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6 years

My coworker’s 3yo daughter just turned to me n said “When u wanna leave?” Bitch right now what u tryna get into?

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auntie majic

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2 years

i make beats ✞

@DonDadaNYC

2 years

What’s the female Dreams & Nightmares?

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5 years

Me when i get drunk n i realize nobody saying excuse me when they walk by

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7 years

Walking into class late with the beverage that made me late

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3 years

Imagine u ignore someone to be the bigger person and they tweet “I HAD THIS BITCH SO SHOOK SHE COULDNT EVEN REPLY 😭😭”

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auntie majic

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6 years

El Chapo’s shorty said she had no idea he was a criminal n u know what i believe her

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@1800buddha

3 years

Starbucks caramel macchiato is $4.45 but leaving the Goose unzipped so u could see the tech? Priceless

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3 years

Lmao I love my New Yorkers

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@1800buddha

3 years

Stop dickriding ur childhood trauma just so u can remain complacent in ur attitude. Read that again

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@1800buddha

2 years

Yea i gotta stop dating nyc men cuz why this boy not gettin me a iced tea unless i admit im his son cuz he ordered one first

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auntie majic

@1800buddha

5 years

“At first i thought u were a bitch” Me, a bitch:

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auntie majic

@1800buddha

3 years

men are not my target audience. Every single selfie i ever posted was for the Bitches

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4 years

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3 months

White ppl will crawl thru the space between your waist and arm before sayin excuse me

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4 months

nobody: NYC:

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2 years

Pressure in my dms from the wrong Man feel like im gettin chased in the woods

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auntie majic

@1800buddha

4 years

Aggressive girls from nyc be mad cool like u know what dmx i kinda like u

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auntie majic

@1800buddha

6 years

Wine drunk is definitely more freak nasty than Henny drunk. Argue wit ya mother

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auntie majic

@1800buddha

6 years

Here’s Cassie lookin goodt wit a fuckin bandaid on her forehead. She’ll be iight

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auntie majic

@1800buddha

4 years

Oh cuz i thought the state that STILL hasn’t done shit about Zimmerman had said sum.

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auntie majic

@1800buddha

3 years

Shoutout to the women thats gonna clock outta work today to go home and be a Mother cuz me? i clock out and start scavenging for weed like a feral animal

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auntie majic

@1800buddha

6 years

U ever look so good that u know ur making ppl feel uncomfortable?

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auntie majic

@1800buddha

2 years

Never clearing up no rumors about Me unless they sayin i be eating pork

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auntie majic

@1800buddha

7 years

when I finesse my way into heaven and God finds out

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auntie majic

@1800buddha

5 years

I’m deadass the only person standing in my way of bein successful that’s crazy

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auntie majic

@1800buddha

5 years

Has anyone ever stolen ur personality? Can we start a support group?

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auntie majic

@1800buddha

3 years

“Pretty girls with natural bodies ur still winning dont let social media fool you” posts be so weird. Why would i think im losing just cuz another Woman wanted bigger titties and bought some? if anything im happy for her.

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auntie majic

@1800buddha

5 years

Young thug said “i don’t like no long nails on my lady” n literally nobody felt that

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auntie majic

@1800buddha

3 years

Anyways. speaking of highschool in nyc

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auntie majic

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3 years

Bragging bout men doubling back on u is weird cuz u just really accessible and they picked up on that.

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auntie majic

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3 years

Ironically i became a better person when i realized im actually Not as good of a person as i think i am. sometimes i can be insensitive and mean so i would have had less conflict if i admitted i just dont care.

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auntie majic

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auntie majic

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3 years

Mulatto said “Show them the end of the road i aint into turning boyz 2 men”

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auntie majic

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6 years

Hope my future son a scammer cuz they be spoiling their moms to flex for social media

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auntie majic

@1800buddha

3 years

Pregnancy reveal under the train tracks with no shirt on under the puffer is Crazy but congratulations

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3 years

@titygurll

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auntie majic

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6 years

Anyone: do u believe in astrology me:

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auntie majic

@1800buddha

6 years

U know why ur ex keep texting u? Because u keep replying

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auntie majic

@1800buddha

5 months

Stream two islamic classics this ramadan

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auntie majic

@1800buddha

5 years

If my gut say u moving funny then guess what u moving funny

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auntie majic

@1800buddha

3 years

@LamarKing_215 i would respond to this but someone just called me Rasheeda westbrook and i gotta respond to them first

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auntie majic

@1800buddha

5 years

Period symptoms bein the same as pregnancy symptoms is why women are so dramatic

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auntie majic

@1800buddha

3 years

@chelondah me in response:

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auntie majic

@1800buddha

6 years

Not using NYC lingo at the workplace is an extreme sport

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@1800buddha

7 years

I would look like a sexy lil lemon patisserie from the South of France

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3 years

@CoolstoryLu Pussy falling off the bone is halal

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auntie majic

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1 year

Clear skies and 90 degrees………on a monday.

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auntie majic

@1800buddha

4 years

Good morning

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auntie majic

@1800buddha

10 months

If my uber driver white ima be there late but if he dominican with 1 airpod in i got enough time to grab somethin from the deli

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What is New York math?

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8 years

" @rooshvforum : Woman climbs Mount Everest to prove vegans aren't weak, dies "

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8 years

Bringing ur man into Sephora just so you can see something "real quick"

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5 years

“My son did not kill him” meanwhile her son:

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5 years

U look like Anne frank

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I'm mad beautiful

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3 years

Once i learned u cant bring ur skincare to jail thats when i knew i was never ever ending up there

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3 years

@Ana_Fernandez24 Girl i was stressed im like whyyyyyyy they keep passing me the ball hes like ur the pointguard

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Khalil Underwood

@RealKhalilU

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Without naming Your City... Who is the most famous person from Your City?

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6 years

“i gotta see if i work that day“

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6 years

Me: *tweets bout how somebody should be eatin my ass* Me to my mcm 5 secs later:

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5 years

If u not comin for me like this then idk

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3 years

ASK LIL WAYNE WHO THE FIVE STAR BITCH IS

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4 years

someone from ny: nyc mad dirty me: deadass someone from a farm: nyc mad dirty me:

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5 years

U telling me a macadamia nutted in this cookie

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8 months

If u a capricorn thats fine just dont do it around me

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The Met Gala theme is American fashion and style. Who are you wearing?

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5 years

U bitches was wearing this dress wit moccasins i ain’t forget!! 😭😭

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6 years

them: be his peace me:

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6 years

Opening up a girls-only bar that’s designed like a luxury bathroom so we can tell each other how great we are

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@1800buddha

4 years

Oh naaaa means something gettin rescheduled

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Oh naaah is cold

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auntie majic

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8 years

u gotta treat ur shorty like u still tryna scoop them. too many ppl let the fire burn out

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5 years

I hate when my guy friends n i about to go out n they be like yo bring some of yo girls cuz um. U guys are my girls 🥺

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2 years

Bro only in harlem will u see a girl wearing a hijab wit a cropped puffer and a bbl

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3 years

Nobody does streetwear like nyc. name another city that throw on a fit to cop a sandwich

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4 years

Yum. i wanna sear it like a scallop

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6 years

Me when i stepped outside

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6 years

My glow up will only end when i die

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3 years

Remembering that ppl dont love u the way u love them hurts every single time but we here

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6 years

This how much strength n energy I be havin after gettin good dick

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6 years

Me and my grandma when my mom bein mean to me for no reason

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4 years

Me after tellin the server they forgot extra cheese on his burger

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